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The Body Well Mobile Massage army is again on the move, within the galaxy not far away, orbiting neighborhoods in search of the next celestial body.
In the blink of an eye first contact is upon you, as you blast off to a cosmic journey unlike any other.
Feel the force awaken throughout your body, as a shiatsu knight neurotransmits proprioceptors at the speed of light!
Experience powerful energy surges racing across luminous plasma fields to distal extremities!
Discover subatomic fields hidden beneath the conscious surface, and explore quantum dimensions of healing.
Together with your therapy master, take revenge on your nemeses as you destroy the evil forces of stress and anatomical dysfunction!
As your fantastic voyage comes to its final destination, emerge energized, reinvigorated, laser focused, and firmly rooted in the center of your universe.
This December, experience an in-home massage from Body Well Therapy that is out of this world!
